Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
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I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
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it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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