she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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