Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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