i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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