He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Dignity is for republicans.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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