Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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