Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
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Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
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was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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