and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
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Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
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Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
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