So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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