in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
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this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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