I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
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is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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