If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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