Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Do you still have your period?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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