Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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