just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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