using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
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She bit a glass in half.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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