ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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