What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Randomize
