Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
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