In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
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I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
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I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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