Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
its liver damage thursday
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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