I'm gonna have a badass scar
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
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This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
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I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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