You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
