i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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