why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
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Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
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be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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