I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
