he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
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