My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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