I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
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he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
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The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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