tell your sister to shave her snatch
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
