Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
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My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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