yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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