How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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