Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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