Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
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i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
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My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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