apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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