and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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