She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
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there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
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In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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