everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
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im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
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I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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