where am i from again
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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