So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
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I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
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