You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
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