I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
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seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
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His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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