It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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