Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
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Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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