How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
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She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
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I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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