Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
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I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
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So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.