At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
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Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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