I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
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chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
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