I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
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We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
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I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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