So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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