I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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