And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
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she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
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I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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