Pregnant stripper...not hot.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
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May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
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I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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