well you can't waste a boner
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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