Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
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i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
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He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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