Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
sex in a hospital.. check
I just forgot I was standing up.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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