I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
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i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
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Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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